AIP-492
ApeCoin Gets a LOUDER Voice
The Podcastization of the ApeCoin Ecosystem
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OK. Let’s start:
AIP-492 is a multi-layered AIP to give the ApeCoin Ecosystem a voice that reaches the world in multiple languages, improve internal DAO communication, involve ApeCoin holders, help AIP Authors, MBAs, MOCA and artists, use the DAO as a talent marketplace and bring normies and Web3 enthusiasts to ApeChain, WHILE Bringing Quality Time, Mental Health and All That is Good and Holy to ApeCoin by:
ONE:
X (Twitter) Spaces Podcastization
Missed the latest ApeCoin gabfest? Fear not! We’re slicing and dicing those marathon Spaces sessions into bite-sized podcast nuggets. From Apecomms to Mocaverse, we’ve got your ears covered. No more staying up till the wee hours with a banana phone. Get your Ape fix on your time – because who needs sleep when you can have the sweet sound of crypto chatter anytime, anywhere?:
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TWO:
Podcastization of ApeCoin Weekly News
Get ready for “Ape Talk” – the podcast where we swing through the vines of ApeCoin and ApeChain like it’s a jungle out there! Join the irrepressible Aaron Haber as he goes bananas with the movers and shakers of the Apechain world. Each week, we’ll talk about live AIPs, the latest DAOs drama, testnest turbulence, and all the Formula 1 action you can handle without your head spinning like a tire at Monaco. Controversies? We’ve got ’em by the bunch. Guests? Only the top brass. So, tune in, or you’ll be the only one in the forest missing out on the fun!:
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THREE: :
Podcastization of AIP Drafts
Attention all AIP Draft Authors of the ApeCoin DAO! Ready to rocket your proposals out of the mundane and into the spotlight? We’re about to turn your AIP Drafts into the blockbuster podcasts that’ll make every ape sit up and listen (just like our AIP-492 (Ehem Ehem)). Because let’s face it, in the jungle of ideas, your AIP doesn’t just need to be good—it needs to be the king of the swingers! Get ready to make some noise!:
LISTEN to AIP-492 Podcastized (SHORT VERSION):
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FOUR:
Podcastization of all willing MBAs and Bored Apes & MOCA artists
Calling all MBAs and BAYC & MOCA artists—ready to rip through the silence? We’re not just podcasting; we’re weaponizing your work. Every twisted tale, every blood-soaked brush stroke, we’re broadcasting the raw, uncut stories behind your creations. And here’s the kicker: we’re slamming a 30-second audio ad into the guts of every podcast in this AIP. Let’s not just break the mold—let’s shatter it, set it on fire, and dance in the ashes. Your story isn’t just a story; it’s a battle cry:
LISTEN to Aaron Haber talk to Ernest Lee and his AMAZING Combat Motors MBA
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FIVE:
Apecoin Originals to Reach the Normies of the World
Ready to infect normies with the ApeCoin virus? We’re dropping TWO ‘ApeCoin Originals’ in English, Español, and Français straight into the mainstream bloodstream. Imagine 700 million fresh victims, plus the English-speaking globe, getting their brains branded with ‘This is an ApeCoin Original’ and ‘Powered by ApeCoin.’ We’re not just reaching out—we’re invading, infecting, and dominating, pumping our profits straight into the DAO’s war chest. Wake up, world. ApeCoin is coming for you:
Listen to the EPIC TRAILER HERE.
You won’t be disappointed.
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